Frequently Asked Questions of a professional nature about yours truly:

What sort of freelance services do you offer?

A menu of my services can be found here. If you want to order something that’s not on the menu, feel free to ask and the chef will see what she can do to accommodate.

Do you take on projects outside of the scope of Gen Y or generational issues?

ABSOLUTELY! In fact, the majority of my assignments are unrelated to the youth of today.

What do you charge?

Rates are negotiated on a client-by-client basis. Depending on the nature of the work, we’ll figure out if hourly or by project works best for both of us. In either case, you get what you pay for. Hint: that would be professional awesomeness.

How can I get in touch with you?

Start here. I will respond promptly and with much levity.

Will you marry me?

That depends on how many sheep your father offers my father, fella.